Dev update:
March 25, 2026

Hello Friendos!

New year, same baffling reality — but noticeably more progress. The team has continued enthusiastically poking at code, rearranging bits (still a clever pun, we’re keeping it), and shoveling heroic amounts of fun into the project until it requires structural reinforcement. Entire features have materialized. Levels have grown fins. Things move now in ways that feel suspiciously intentional. Progress continues at a brisk and rather pleasing clip, punctuated only by the traditional ritual of standing around, nodding thoughtfully, and declaring that this was absolutely the plan all along.

We’ve also ventured out into the wilds of civilization, making appearances at the DICE Summit, Emerald City Comic Con, and Game Developers Conference, where we spoke with brilliant humans, exchanged ideas, showed things we’re probably not supposed to show yet, and returned with fresh energy and suspicious amounts of coffee.

You may have noticed some new images. Yes, those improbably good-looking ones. We would claim humility, but humility is currently on sabbatical. More wonders are imminent, including a brand-new video, additional gameplay glimpses, and possibly a few developers bravely appearing on camera before briefly reconsidering a peaceful career as an oceanographer or lifeguard.

Oh, and the Steam wishlist is now approaching at speed, waving enthusiastically from the horizon and making meaningful eye contact. Everything is perfectly under control.

Don’t panic.